I say that in jest of course, well mostly 😉 lol
Here I am sitting on the couch in agony because my son is playing some hideous excuse for music. My flesh is crawling. So I call out to him, “Zachary, your music is making your Mother die inside.” To which he replies “You know, all good things come at a price” So I naturally I think he is attempting to extort money out of me so I chuckle and say “I am not paying you to turn your music off.” The conversation ends with his reply of “No, I wasn’t offering to turn it off, I meant that my listening to good music comes at the price of your dying.”
Thanks son. I feel the love.